Archive for the 'Humor' Category

12
May
10

The devil is so lame!

This shayateen (Arabic for devil) guy is pretty lame and quite disappointing I must say. I always thought if you put devil and a girl in the same room you might end up with some very wild orgy, but no that didn’t happen. Quite disappointing, as I said!

I have to admit that the girl did look a bit hideous at the end of this video, but that was because both she and the devil (who I think is Darth Maul’s half brother) need to take some make-up 101 courses! But she does get brownie points for being a good obedient Muslim girl, since she followed all the orders of the male character in the video.

10
May
10

Dawkins: If science worked like religion

I guess this is an old analogy but still found it funny, especially the last part about ‘fatwa’.

09
May
10

pee proves it!!

Well, well..Talk about gender discrimination, hilarity & pseudo-scientific study. I guess this guy can pee all over himself and then just sprinkle a few drops of water!!

02
May
10

Bill Maher on extremist muslims

Bill Maher is spot on..and funny as well!

27
Apr
10

Death to Cartman

21
Apr
10

Brace Yourself for a Major Earth Shake!

Whooa…On 26th April 2010, the world as we know it will come to an end! And this all is going to happen because of one woman who is insisting on dressing “immodestly”.

Jokes apart, this is like one of the trump cards all zealots have up in their sleeves. I remember when in 1999 an earthquake shattered a city in Turkey which killed scores many religious nuts starting pronouncing judgments that this was god’s warning to them because Turkey has become too secular and is deviating from Islamic teachings. The same was true when in 2005 an earthquake left almost 80,000 people dead in Pakistan. This time it was because the Pakistani government was siding with the ‘infidel’ forces of US of A to fight ‘brethren’ Muslims of Al-Qaeda and Taliban.

Hojatoleslam Sedighi of Iran is not the first person to make such a shameful claim in order to control peoples’ minds and lives. There are numerous other manipulators out there who know when and how to scare people. Apparently the pet reason for these godly people for all natural disaster is ‘vulgarity’ and ‘indecency’. And the Muslims know its right, because the Quran said so:

Chapter 16, Verse 45: Are they who plan ill deeds then secure that Allah will not cause the earth to swallow them, or that the doom will not come on them whence they know not?

Chapter 29, Verse 36 & 37: And unto Midian We sent Shueyb, their brother. He said O my people! Serve Allah, and look forward to the Last Day, and do not evil, making mischief, in the earth. But they denied him, and the dreadful earthquake took them, and morning found them prostrate in their dwelling place.

So on the 26th of this month, I will be wearing a helmet and sitting in a doomsday bunker. And I hope you do the same

07
Apr
10

Back in their Burqas Again

This is really funny…




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